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Pacific White Sided Dolphin
Today we are grading the Pacific White Sided Dolphin via some technical analysis.
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Scorpionfish
Have you ever met a Scorpionfish? What kind of grades would you give it?
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Land Leech
Final grades are in for the Land Leech.
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Brook Trout
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Whirligig Beetle
Today we are grading the Whirligig Beetle!
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Velvet Ant
Today we are grading the Velvet Ant! Turns out, they might not be ants after all!
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Rhamphorhynchus
Today we are grading the prehistoric darkwave indie metal darlings Rhamphorhynchus!
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Slow Loris
Today we are grading the Slow Loris. A big question in the scientific community is whether or not Lorises are actually all CGI.
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Herring Gull
Today we are grading the Herring Gull, one of the toughest birds out there!
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Leafcutter Bee
Today we are grading the Leafcutter Bee! They make great pets because you don’t have to dress in a HAZMAT suit to change their litter.
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Jabiru Stork
Today we are grading the Jabiru Stork! According to legend, Jabiru Storks 100% ate people back when people were Australopithecus sized and all animals dunked on humans [via killing them]
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Duck Billed Platypus
Today we are grading the Duck Billed Platypus, a true legend among animals and one of the last mammals to have real Dino Swag.
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Mako Shark
Today we are grading the super hot Mako Shark. While most sharks are extremely fucking stupid, Mako Sharks have the biggest brains of any shark.
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Koala Bear
Today we are grading the Koala Bear! Any schoolchild can tell you Koala bears have chlamidia, but they also suffer from Koala Retrovirus AKA Koala AIDS!
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Amazon River Dolphin
Today we are grading the Amazon River Dolphin, easily the top predator in the Amazon river.
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Leaf Insect
Today we are grading the Leaf Insect.
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Baird's Beaked Whale
Today we are grading the Bairds Beaked Whale, AKA Bottlenose Whale!
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Giant Deep Sea Isopod
Every aspect of the Giant Deep Sea isoPod Pro is designed in pursuit of performance.
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Megamouth Shark
Today we are grading the Megamouth Shark allegedly a super rare deep sea shark with a glowing mouth.
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California Condor
Today we’re grading that vulture darling of the Eocene, the California Condor.
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Killer Whale
Today we’re grading the Killer Whale, probably the smartest apex predator in the ocean.